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6: I am a fat person, not a yokel.
7: Taiwan will not recover, I day, but four!
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9: mad rush of the snail.
10: get up every morning and have to read through the I go to work.
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23: There are two things in my life will not: This is not, it will not.
24: The others have the background, and I have is the back.
25: the ideal meat, cabbage life .2
6: White Horse where you die a ah h ! is not afraid to lose you to the prince to meet me.
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29: I'm an angel, and not go back to heaven is the reason.
30 : your mother but your father cousin?
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35 : Your phone is much cheaper than.
36: road is long Come, let us fight it.
37: A surface of my life there have B side, S side of your life are there B surface.
38: Never treat, shrimp not!
39: Failure is not terrible, the key to success is not his mother.
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41: free to learn Feng Shui, accounting for a good death can be considered to make up for the tomb of his lifetime of regret can not afford good housing.
42: Ming Sao easy to hide, difficult to control the dark base.
44: When the day turned once again to the bed at night, when the sun was born hh
45: You can not please everyone, because not all of them are men
47: Do you think I will watch you to die? I will close my eyes
48: I have degenerated, and now I can not swim, you know before I was born, I am definitely tour that the fastest 49: Women Remember: you must eat tastes good fun put me to sleep. Once exhausted, on the other woman's money we spend, we live in the room, we slept husband, boyfriend we bubble, we also hit the baby.
50: I remember one day recently graduated, his girlfriend sent me a text message: Sorry, sent you a wrong. a man, I interrupted him three legs; a male dog, I'll break it five legs!
53: a bad mood today. I was only four sentences say. including this and the previous two. I finished saying hh54: dealing with evil people, we should be more fierce than he; deal with despicable people, we should be more despicable than he; against cool people, we should be more handsome than he; for Fu Yingjun, let him hh He destroyed the capacity!
56: What? Navy Seals? ... .. there we were chased inside Why terrible?
57: no lover taste, there would be no human touch
59: That kid next door has finally mm graduation vowed to lose weight at the fair, some people said something to him: I'm feeling only with JK. Rowling's seven serial novels to describe the beginning of the word.
61: Data show that in 2008 Chinese men accounted for 52% of the total population, women account for 43%. (too his mother was tough) 62: Geography teacher: If the Earth did not turn up, our world will be? Small B students: Even if the Earth did not turn up, we still have to center around the Party Central Committee with Hu to turn
63: I allow you into my world, but never allow you to walk around my world.